Cat Litter For Dinner
I know you are expecting to here from my Aunt. But instead for today you have me. Wait, let me back up a minute. I am Olivia, Nancy's niece, well, obviously if she is my aunt. But I have been up here since Sunday. And I am here till Sunday. That makes a week if you didn't know. I don't knit. I tried once but I kept messing up and my aunt always had to fix it. Instead of knitting I do makeup and hair. I even make youtube videos about it. I don't blog on sites like this. I use tumblr. That is where I do my rants. I am fifteen. And I am most definitely, without a doubt her favourite niece. I have an automatic in because my mother was her favourite sister in law, and her best friend. (But it also helps I'm cute, I like to think I am a pocketful of sunshine, but my uncle (Mr Knits) like my business teacher from last year likes to call me grumpy because it bothers me.)
When I saw "was" I don't mean they are not best friends anymore. My mom passed away five years ago. I am sure you knew that though the way my aunt blogs all the time. Otherwise I would like to think they would still be close. Maybe we all would be. Sometimes it upsets me because she has was more memories with my mom then I do. Ten years with her but only like five I can actually remember. But enough about that because I don't want to depress you all because I am trying to make you think I am a pocketful of sunshine. (which I definitely am) So ANYWAYS. I have been in the store this week and I am supposed to talk about what I have learned. But Really and honesty and truly. I learned that a lot of old people knit. And how to kinda work a cash register. I spent most the time there making a collage, or eating :), Although I did reorganize guitar strings, and put some yarn in a cubby. So Really I don't think you want me to go on about the detailed step by step process of putting yarn into the cubby hole so I am going to talk about something else. just because I can.
How well can you know someone from a blog? How well do you think you know my aunt? I bet you don't know her as well as you think. She stomps around like shes the queen and she takes lollipops from babies. She also feeds me CAT LITTER for dinner! I don't even think that is edible! It's clean litter though so I guess it could be worse. She also makes me sleep in a tent in their back yard. And IF I am allowed in the house they will turn the air conditioning up so high I can't even think because I am in the process of being turned into an ice cube. But she lets me wear normal people clothes. At least I look good while dying slowly right? Yeah that's what I thought.
Alright so maybe that isn't true.... Maybe I just was having fun story telling . Even though that was a pretty bad story. Maybe I should work on making it more believeable, just maybe. Really she is super sweet. She loves to cuddle. She loves cats and dogs and animals she has five all together even though I am pretty sure she is allergic. But hey what do I know? She also loves technology. She has like two laptops, an iPad and iPhone, a blackberry, some sort or other phone. I don't even want to know what else! She is also super smart, I have only seen her lose Buzz Trivia once. (Did you know trivia is one or the 3 words that rhyme with Olivia, The other two are places so they don't count. Bolivia and Libya) She also helps me answer the questions even though I tell her not to because that's cheating. But she does it anyways that's because she is super smart. Shes a real softie I promise you probably can't tell from all her rants she talks about doing but she really really is.
So what else can I bore you with? I am a pretty boring person. Although I do like to keep things interesting but that's hard to do over text unlesss you are really upset or mad about something. So I might as well go , Maybe I will be back maybe I won't who Knows! I guess you'll have to keep up with her blog to find out!
When I saw "was" I don't mean they are not best friends anymore. My mom passed away five years ago. I am sure you knew that though the way my aunt blogs all the time. Otherwise I would like to think they would still be close. Maybe we all would be. Sometimes it upsets me because she has was more memories with my mom then I do. Ten years with her but only like five I can actually remember. But enough about that because I don't want to depress you all because I am trying to make you think I am a pocketful of sunshine. (which I definitely am) So ANYWAYS. I have been in the store this week and I am supposed to talk about what I have learned. But Really and honesty and truly. I learned that a lot of old people knit. And how to kinda work a cash register. I spent most the time there making a collage, or eating :), Although I did reorganize guitar strings, and put some yarn in a cubby. So Really I don't think you want me to go on about the detailed step by step process of putting yarn into the cubby hole so I am going to talk about something else. just because I can.
How well can you know someone from a blog? How well do you think you know my aunt? I bet you don't know her as well as you think. She stomps around like shes the queen and she takes lollipops from babies. She also feeds me CAT LITTER for dinner! I don't even think that is edible! It's clean litter though so I guess it could be worse. She also makes me sleep in a tent in their back yard. And IF I am allowed in the house they will turn the air conditioning up so high I can't even think because I am in the process of being turned into an ice cube. But she lets me wear normal people clothes. At least I look good while dying slowly right? Yeah that's what I thought.
Alright so maybe that isn't true.... Maybe I just was having fun story telling . Even though that was a pretty bad story. Maybe I should work on making it more believeable, just maybe. Really she is super sweet. She loves to cuddle. She loves cats and dogs and animals she has five all together even though I am pretty sure she is allergic. But hey what do I know? She also loves technology. She has like two laptops, an iPad and iPhone, a blackberry, some sort or other phone. I don't even want to know what else! She is also super smart, I have only seen her lose Buzz Trivia once. (Did you know trivia is one or the 3 words that rhyme with Olivia, The other two are places so they don't count. Bolivia and Libya) She also helps me answer the questions even though I tell her not to because that's cheating. But she does it anyways that's because she is super smart. Shes a real softie I promise you probably can't tell from all her rants she talks about doing but she really really is.
So what else can I bore you with? I am a pretty boring person. Although I do like to keep things interesting but that's hard to do over text unlesss you are really upset or mad about something. So I might as well go , Maybe I will be back maybe I won't who Knows! I guess you'll have to keep up with her blog to find out!
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